Three women
Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heel s, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we made wild love all
night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, What’s for dinner, Batman!
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5 Responses to “Three women”
Hurrah for sexism =]
By Alex on Jul 18, 2008
This isn’t sexist at all. Its relationshipist.
By Anna on Jul 18, 2008
My sister would say that it is testosterone poisoning. You know, unhinges the mind and all. :)
By Tilly on Jul 19, 2008
This is totally sexist.
What’s so funny about a guy being hungry when he gets home from work. As if men can’t think about anything but sex.
I am seriously offended.
By Anon on Aug 31, 2008
Ah…good old testosterone poisoning. Symptoms include:
* Having fun.
* The ability to drive.
* Not acting in a way arbitrarily defined by some self-righteous woman.
By John on Aug 31, 2008