It’s all about having fun online
Three women
Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heel s, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we made wild love all
night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, What’s for dinner, Batman!
July 18, 2008 - 4:59 pm
Hurrah for sexism =]
July 18, 2008 - 5:02 pm
This isn’t sexist at all. Its relationshipist.
July 19, 2008 - 8:47 pm
My sister would say that it is testosterone poisoning. You know, unhinges the mind and all. :)
August 31, 2008 - 11:00 pm
This is totally sexist.
What’s so funny about a guy being hungry when he gets home from work. As if men can’t think about anything but sex.
I am seriously offended.
August 31, 2008 - 11:03 pm
Ah…good old testosterone poisoning. Symptoms include:
* Having fun.
* The ability to drive.
* Not acting in a way arbitrarily defined by some self-righteous woman.
March 19, 2009 - 11:24 am
John I can safely say you are a retard.
March 19, 2009 - 2:28 pm
I want to eat you John…(nice comeback beth)…
March 22, 2009 - 5:36 pm
Its not sexist to cook a meal for someone you love.
Its not sexist to have one person stay home with the kids and the other person go out and work, in many homes this is done, in some homes by men.
Its not sexist to ask an open ended question such as, “Whats for dinner?” They could just be going out to eat, and maybe, just maybe she would pay his way as to not be sexist.
Some who have posts are however showing a distinct hatred for the opposing sex to read so much into this simple joke that was actually aimed at marriage. A simple and undeveloped mind set was also shown by those that agreed with set post. Regardless of if it was a woman or man that agreed to set post, it showed a more herd like mentality found in the weakest of species and certain farm animals. The ability to think and reason logically and even appreciate humor is what makes us human. So now I am offended.
April 13, 2009 - 3:49 am
Isn’t sexism the belief that one gender is better than the other? Asking your wife what’s for dinner is not like saying “I think you are worse than me because you are a woman.” If that’s what the joke was getting at, then they failed miserably.
BTW misandry is just as sexist as misogyny. You have the same issue with racism- people lose perspective and end up being racist themselves when all they want is equality.
April 15, 2009 - 7:26 pm
Wow, I thought it was a joke about someone looking like batman until I read the comments. But after reading all those insightful thoughts, I still think it’s a joke about someone looking like batman.
April 20, 2009 - 12:08 pm
Beth….Better look up the definition of retard. A few folks read this and got twisted, the whole point of the joke was that after being married for a while, sex loses its magic. Many men become bored and have greater yearnings.
June 20, 2009 - 10:19 pm
Good grief people, it’s a fucking joke. There is no ideology, symbolism, or significant message hidden within it.
If there is, then obviously it would be that men can’t have sex when they’re hungry and that the Dark Knight was a badass movie.