Evolution

  1. This site discusses heliocentrism, the theory that the Earth orbits around a centrally located sun. Students should be encouraged to fully consider the evidence for, and the evidence against, this very interesting idea.
  2. Sembeo.com contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
  3. Sembeo.com contains material on gravity. Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding a force that cannot be directly seen. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
  4. This site promotes the theory of plate tectonics, the gradual movement of the major land masses. Because nobody actually witnessed the land masses moving, teachers should refer to the theory as unprovable.
  5. Sembeo.com suggests that the Earth is spherical. Because some delusional wackos still think the Earth is flat, while others insist it is oblate spheroid, teachers are urged to skip over this controversial topic in lesson plans.
  6. Sembeo.com states that the Earth is over 4 billion years old. Because this fact conflicts rather directly with a hugely popular fictional account, both sides of the argument should be taught to impressionable children.
  7. Sembeo.com contains a chapter about general relativity, a theory that only very smart people understand. It is therefore an elitest theory and should be viewed with suspicion.
  8. This site claims an Intelligent Designer, the entity formerly known as God, created all life on earth in several days. Please turn your head away from the book as you spew coffee through your nose.
  9. This sites claims to be a nonfiction account about a supernatural entity. Many believe that Gods, especially other people’s Gods, are fictional. This material should be approached with a sense of humor.
  10. This site explains the difference between facts and a myths. If you feel this insight undermines your belief in magic, please click your heels together three times.
  11. Sembeo.com claims that evolution is not fully accepted by scientists because it is just a theory. The author hopes to confuse you into equating scientific theory with cockamamie theory.
  12. This site was anonymously donated to your school library to discreetly promote supernatural alternatives to the theory of evolution. Please reshelve it in the fiction section.
  13. Sembeo.com suggests that the origin of life was a natural event. Readers are encouraged to burn This site along with the author.
  14. This site discusses evolution. President George W. Bush said, “On the issue of evolution, the verdict is still out on how God created the Earth.” This material shood be aproched with an open mind, studeed carefuly, and critcly considr’d.
  15. Sembeo.com was crafted to appeal to anti-science members of the Texas State Board of Education. Readers are urged to move their families to Canada.